Our thoughts on the most important (or ridiculous) news from the last 7 days in the world of music.

Jaden Smith sees himself as a ‘modern-day prophet’ - Yup you did read that right, Jaden Smith is the new Muhammad (or so he believes). This article is ‘from a source close to the 17 year old’ who says that Jaden (who is the famous author of the quote ‘How can mirrors be real if our eyes aren’t real’ just check his twitter feed if you don’t believe me, it’s real deep stuff) has decided that he will write a series of spiritual essays on the subject. Don’t get me wrong I am really looking forward to reading this, I mean REALLY looking forward to it. After all Jaden ‘Has spiritual ties to people in other dimensions and galaxy’s oh yeah that’s another thing he believes that slipped my mind.

So Nasa has a projected budget for the year 2016 of around 17 billion dollars and there mission is to ‘Drive advances in science, technology, aeronautics, and space exploration to enhance knowledge, education, innovation, economic vitality, and stewardship of Earth’. Can you see where I’m going with this (if not keep reading). Instead of paying billions of dollars as well as thousands of hours and manpower, why don’t they pay a fraction of the price to hire Jaden Smith for the year? It’s really simple, strap him up to some kind of spiritual magnet gun, that way we can find out exactly how everyone is doing out there. It isn’t often that I can say I have a premonition but I think I may have just saved the US government billions! At this point it would probably be fair for me to confess. I can’t take all the credit. I only came up with the framework the rest is down to spiritual guidance.

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Chris